January 2011
46 posts
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Someting different. →
Never lie to someone who trusts you. Never trust...
“Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy bitch around here.”
– Blair Waldorf
Sou ninja teclando.
scaryandbeautiful:
smoke dope and click here →
I hate it when you're talking to a friend and...
“In the end, what we regret most are the chances we never took.”
– Frasier Crane
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“Things change and friends leave and life doesn’t stop for anybody.”
“Mulheres comportadas, raramente fazem historia.”
– Marilyn Monroe
tu tum turum tu tum, tu tum turum tu tumm… I...
STUPID JOKES
vickgolfetti:
When I tell a joke I‘m like
Then I realize that everybody is staring at me like
And I realize that nobody got the joke and I’m like
So I try to make them understand the joke and I see they’re all like
So I‘m like
“Penso que sou tão psicótica e que estou tão mentalmente doente que se pudesse...”
– Megan Fox
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